

A Wog Chick Comedy
Gia


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WELCOME PERSON IS READ
This Baba Mara and I have important for tell, so you listen, or I yell!
In 1962 I move to Wollongong from Тепавци (most beautiful village in Macedonia). Wollongong full with people just like Baba who come here for work hard and yell at their kids. There is the peoples here from everywhere: Italy, Makedonija, Portugal, Spain… even the one born here who listen Jimmy Barn and go Bunnings for Sunday sausage sizzle (when should stay home eat proper Macedonian sausage!)
Baba come here for ask help make web serie called Gia: A Wog Chick Comedy. Show is about Macedonian and Italian people of Wollongong, but is for ALL peoples. Just like Baba’s pot of sarma, show warm, full with flavour and make for everybody enjoy. This one will bring together the families (the young peoples and old peoples) for watch, laugh and for say: ‘This just like us!’
Baba read script and can tell you true, is so funny, I almost need hip replace from too much laugh. Problem is cost money for make, and Baba spend pension on stocks in piperki, but market crash after ajvar season. Now Baba need help.
To make Baba heart sing like Toše Proeski, please make here DONATION.
What you waiting? You need Baba hold hand?
Nice regard,
BABA MARA
P.S. Baba also accept payment in bottle of rakija, but donation better for liver.
Nonna rosA tell what is gia
BUONGIORNO TO PERSON IN INTERNET
Sit, sit! You look too skinny. Eat something while Nonna Rosa tell what is Gia: A Wog Chick Comedy.
This is web serie about lady in 30's name Gia Granato who (instead learn make gnocchi like proper Italian girl) is always with her head in book. Gia never smiling and no like to talk to the people.
Now, one day, this Gia come home and find husband in bed parking Vespa in another woman garage! Gia tell husband vaffanculo, and she move back in home to live with Italian parents. For Gia this is nightmare because she say mamma and papa act like from old Italian village (Nonna say 'And? 🤌 What is problem?)
Luck for Gia, best friend since little girl is name Milena Petrovski and is come from nice Macedonian family who live next door.
Milena and Gia different from the other one… like the chalk and the parmigiano cheese. Milena more loud and more drama than us Italians, and she think is most beautiful in world. Even if Milena nice girl, she make Gia help her with things Nonna never approve... like start OnlyFeet account on internet for make money sell foot foto! Madonna mia!
With all this crazy… moving back into home, barking dogs in neighbourhood keeping wake everybody and Gia’s bastardo ex making midnight serenade in street like is Eurovision Song Contest, poor Gia just want peace! But in wog family? HA! Forget!
Nonna say show like mix MTV Daria with Big Fat Greek Wedding, but with more yelling. Trust Nonna… it make laugh, it make cry, and it make you to eat something!
Tanti Saluti
Nonna Rosa
P.S. You go this link for MEET GIA AND MILENA for self! VAI! NO MAKE NONNA THROW SLIPPER IN FACE.

why for matter gia?
MACEDONIANS NO JUST GOOD FOR FIX ROOF!
Plenty Italian movie and show on televizija (like Looking Alibrandi, Godfather and Nicefellows) but you can name ONE Macedonian show in Australia? Make very upset Baba because Macedonian people are backbone of Australian burek industry! We are soul of loudest family arguments and best homemade rakija, and still nothing for us? Is disgrace! Grandson tell Baba government say is 111,352 people calling selves Macedonian in Australia. That mean 111,352 people understand good food and how make proper wedding. We deserve see selves on screen, and for see more than just Tony from MAFS! (And anyway, if Tony really want wife, women of Baba's village, Тепавци, built like tractor and ready for make bread and baby)
- BABA mara
PUT MORE WOG WOMEN ON TV OR NONNA THROW SLIPPER IN FACE
Nonna love eat spaghetti and watch wog comedy like The Wog Boy. Make Nonna laugh lot funny lady-boys from Sooshi Mango on Internet, but every time Nonna watch, she say, ‘Why for this big strong Italian man is dress and pretend for be lady?’ No look nice, eh? Nonna think time for put proper lady in wog comedy. Us wog lady, we funny as boy… Nonna say even more funny! We can yell more loud, make better insult, make better minestrone and many case, we even grow better moustache. Gia: A Wog Chick Comedy first one written by wog lady for show us wog life for lady. Is time for make equal right! We want more than just yelling at you from home... we want be on screen yelling at you too!
- Nonna Rosa
SHOW MAKE FOR EVERYBODY (UNLESS YOU ALLERGIC TO FUNNY)
I tell already serie have the Macedonian and Italian people but Gia: A Wog Chick Comedy is not just for us. No, no, no... this one for anybody ever argue at dinner table, anyone have parent who no understand give person space, or any person who feel no belong anywhere. You no have to be Macedonian or Italian understand what is like for family drive you crazy! Plus, you think your family is bad? You Watch Gia: A Wog Chick Comedy and you feel much better.
- BABA MARA
WE SHOW WOLLONGONG, BECAUSE SYDNEY PEOPLE TOO BUSY HONK IN TRAFFIC
Gia: A Wog Chick Comedy no just about la famiglia, is about Wollongong! We showing everybody how beautiful is Nonna and Baba's city. From Coledale Beach to Fraternity Club, Wollongong is place where every street have story, every second backyard have lemon and every loud argument come from place of love. Gia: A Wog Chick Comedy even get support from Wollongong Culture Bank, which is BIG important supporter in art project! Now Nonna excite for show world Wollongong, especially beautiful Italian houses of Port Kembla, which for Nonna are most elegant in world! Trust Nonna, world is fall in love with Wollongong, and soon everybody they want move in Port Kembla.
- Nonna Rosa

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A Wog Chick Comedy
Gia
HELP baba & noNNA MAKE

Baba spend pension on stocks in ajvar and Nonna spend hers on new outfits for church. Now we need help make AUSTRALIA'S FIRST WOG CHICK COMEDY! Watch video for meet Gia and Milena and for see why we need this series!
NO SUPPORT - $0
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Baba put Balkan curse on you
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Nonna take grudge to rusty spring of deathbed
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Baba cry in shower then cry self to sleep
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Never again Nonna make tiramisu for you
GENERAL DONATION
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Baba make promise to not talk behind back for one month
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Nonna dedicate one coffee to your health at local cafe (but drink it for self)
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Baba make you best sarma in dream tonight
COMMUNITY SUPPORT - $500
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Nonna make grandson put logo or name on serie website
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We say name and thank in social media post for everybody see you generous
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You make Nonna so happy she almost forget back pain
BRONZE - $1000
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Nonna make grandson put logo or name on serie website
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We say name and thank in social media post for everybody see you generous
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Baba give doily for make house beautiful + thank you note
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You make Baba heart sing like Toše Proeski
SILVER - $2,500
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Nonna make grandson put logo or name on serie website
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We say name and thank in social media post for everybody see you generous
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Nonna and Baba invite you VIP launch event for serie
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Baba give doily for make house beautiful + thank you note
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Nonna give bonbonniere (with sugared almonds for bring prosperity and help make baby)
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You make Nonna cry from happy more than when Italy win World Cup
GOLD PACKAGE - $5000+
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Nonna make grandson put logo or name in open and close credit of every episode for make you look movie star
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We say name and thank in social media post for everybody see you generous
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We let host exclusive screening event at your business so can show off and make jealous everybody
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We put you in promotional material and press release for everybody see
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Baba give handmade doily for make house beautiful + thank you note
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Nonna give bonbonniere (with sugared almonds for bring prosperity and help make baby)
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One bag Kopiko coffee lolly (Nonna and Baba favourite)
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We put in draw for you win one $20,000 laundry or bathroom renovation from nice Macedonian boys at Criscel Ceramics and Varrawong Tile & Bathroom Warehouse (must live Sydney or Wollongong).
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Baba and Nonna adopt you. Welcome in family

contact
We respond if not in kitchen or taking nap. No waste our time with bolshit question. You need something important, you ask. You just bored? You go sweep kitchen.
🇲🇰 BABA - baba@giaseries.com
🇮🇹 NONNA - nonna@giaseries.com
🇦🇺 REST OF TEAM - ciao@giaseries.com

