Gia
A WOG CHICK COMEDY
THIS AIN'T SEX AND THE CITY... IT'S SICILY AND THE SUBURBS!
BABA HAVE MESSAGE
WELCOME PERSON IS READ
This Baba and I have important for tell, so you listen, or I yell!
In 1962 I move to Vollongong from Тепавци (most beautiful village in Macedonia). Vollongong full with people just like Baba who come here for work hard and yell at their kids. There is the peoples here from everywhere: Italy, Makedonija, Portugal, Spain, Greece… even the one born here who listen Jimmy Barn and go Bunnings for Sunday sausage sizzle (when should stay home eat proper Macedonian sausage!)
Baba come here for ask help make wog comedy web serie called Gia. Show is about Macedonian and Italian people of Vollongong, but is for ALL peoples. Just like Baba’s pot of sarma, show warm, full flavour and make for everybody enjoy. This one will bring together the families (the young peoples and old peoples) for watch, laugh and for say: ‘This just like us!’
Baba read script and can tell you true, is so funny I almost need hip replace from too much laugh. Problem is that cost money for make, and Baba put pension into poker machine at Fraternity Club. Now is ask for you help Baba.
Right now, Baba's lazy grandson is still put donate button on website (always too busy watch Tock Tik). But you have time now for look around and time for think what you sell to give Baba when donate button come in site. Maybe you have gold chain, ugly handbag or ugly husband have watch (why for he need? Always late anyway!)
I wait you come back for press donate button and make Baba cry from happy. Now you go look website.
What you waiting? You need Baba hold hand?
Nice regard,
BABA
P.S. If not donate Baba put Balkan curse on family.
NONNA TELL WHAT IS GIA
Ciao to person in Internet.
Sit, sit! You look too skinny. Eat something while Nonna tell what is Gia.
This is web serie about lady in 30's name Gia who (instead learn make gnocchi like proper Italian girl) is always with head in book, never smiling and no much like talk to the people. Now, you ready this?... One day, this Gia, she come home for find husband in bed parking Vespa in another woman garage! Gia say him vaffanculo, and she go back in home with Italian parents. For Gia is nightmare because she say mamma and papa too much old fashion, like from Italian village (Nonna say 'And? 🤌 What is problem?)
Now, luck for Gia, best friend since little girl is name Milena and is come from nice Macedonian family who live next door Gia's parents. Milena and Gia lot different from the other one… like the chalk and the parmigiano cheese. Milena more loud and more drama than us Italians, and she think is hottest woman in world. Even if Milena nice girl, she make Gia help her with things Nonna never approve... like for start OnlyFeet account on internet for make money sell foot foto! Madonna mia!
With all this crazy… moving back into home, barking dogs in neighbourhood keeping wake everybody and Gia’s bastardo ex making midnight serenade in street like is Eurovision Song Contest, poor Gia just want peace! But in wog family? HA! Forget!
Nonna say show like mix MTV Daria with Big Fat Greek Wedding, but with more yelling. Trust Nonna… it make laugh, it make cry, and it make you to eat something!
Tanti Saluti
Nonna
P.S. You already read MESSAGE FROM BABA, si? IF NO, YOU GO READ NOW! NO MAKE NONNA COME OVER THERE!
why for matter gia?
MACEDONIANS NO JUST GOOD FOR FIX ROOF!
Plenty Italian movie and show on televizija (like Looking Alibrandi, Godfather and Nicefellows) but you can name ONE Macedonian show in Australia? Make very upset Baba because Macedonian people are backbone of Australian burek industry! We are soul of loudest family arguments and best homemade rakija, and still nothing for us? Is disgrace! Grandson tell Baba government say is 111,352 people calling selves Macedonian in Australia. That mean 111,352 people understand good food and how make proper wedding. We deserve see selves on screen, and for see more than just Tony from MAFS! (And anyway, if Tony really want wife, women of Baba's village, Тепавци, built like tractor and ready for make bread and baby)
- BABA
PUT MORE WOG WOMEN ON TV OR NONNA THROW SLIPPER IN FACE
Nonna love eat spaghetti and watch wog comedy like A Wog Boy movie-film. Make Nonna laugh lot funny lady-boy from Sooshi Mango on Internet, but every time Nonna watch, she say, ‘Why for this big strong Italian man is dress and pretend for be lady?’ No look nice, eh? Nonna think time for put proper lady in wog comedy. Us wog lady, we funny as boy… Nonna say even more funny! We can yell more loud, make better insult, make better minestrone and many case, we even grow better moustache. Gia first comedy written by wog lady for show us wog life for lady. Is time for make equal right! We want more than just yelling at you from home... we want be on screen yelling at you too!
- Nonna
SHOW MAKE FOR EVERYBODY (UNLESS YOU ALLERGIC TO FUNNY)
I tell already serie have the Macedonian and Italian people but Gia is not just for us. No, no, no... this one for anybody ever argue at dinner table, anyone have parent who no understand give person space, or any person who feel no belong anywhere. You no have to be Macedonian or Italian understand what is like for family drive you crazy! Plus, you think your family is bad? You Watch Gia and you feel much better.
- BABA
WE SHOW WOLLONGONG, BECAUSE SYDNEY PEOPLE TOO BUSY HONK IN TRAFFIC
Gia no just about la famiglia, is about Wollongong! We showing everybody how beautiful is Nonna and Baba's city. From Coledale Beach to Fraternity Club, Wollongong is place where every street have story, every second backyard have lemon and every loud argument come from place of love. Gia even get support from Wollongong Culture Bank, which is biiiig important supporter in art project! Now Nonna excite for show world Wollongong, especially beautiful Italian houses of Port Kembla, which for Nonna are most elegant in world! Trust Nonna, world is fall in love with Wollongong, and soon everybody they want move in Port Kembla.
- Nonna
STOP TO LOOK HERE AND GO IN CHURCH
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We respond if not in kitchen or taking nap. No waste our time with bolshit question. You need something important, you ask. You just bored? You go sweep kitchen.
🇲🇰 BABA - baba@giaseries.com
🇮🇹 NONNA - nonna@giaseries.com
🇦🇺 REST OF TEAM - ciao@giaseries.com